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Ok, so what on earth is "Margic"?
It's something that I invented long ago to appease my own sense of self. I figured that certain things happen that I feel are pretty logical but no one else on the planet seems to find at all logical. Hence "Margic" was born. AKA "Marg's Logic".
Some are all my own warped logic, others are some treasures that I have adopted.
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A woman's brain is directly attached to her placenta from the moment she conceives. When a woman gives birth and dispels the placenta, she loses the part of her brain to which the placenta is attached. Thus, the more children you have, your brainpower diminishes. Particularly disturbing in cases of multiple births... |
| Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight... |  |
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If you "visualise the space" when looking for a parking space, and follow your hunch as to where that space is, it will be there! Works for me EVERY time. No exaggeration. Mind over Matter... | |
Marg's World Weight Theory - I carry extra weight that I cannot seem to lose no matter how hard I try due to the fact that there are millions of poor starving people on the planet. The Earth must keep a balance in weight, otherwise it would spin off it's axis somehow. Therefore because there are now so many obese people on the planet, it stands to reason that if we feed the starving millions, the overweight populous would have the weight miraculously fall off them and vanish into the vapour. If we solve the problem of world starvation, we will solve the problem of world obesity! |
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When it rains a lot, we gain weight. This is due to osmosis. Osmosis is by definition, the movement of water molecules from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration. Cell membranes are completely permeable to water, therefore, the environment the cell is exposed to can have a dramatic effect on the cell. Fat is in cells, rain is in the environment... I rest my case. Moral: don't weigh yourself on rainy days - it will make you even more depressed! | |
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